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why the fuck is the unix timestamp not unsigned dude

buy high sell low? ahahah

Ok but why i would want to write in shitty js instead of kotlin?

02:41 it should honestly be CRIMINAL to use a Public API just to sell your app using the data from that api

Just... just use Rust at this point.

I am sick of all these newfangled technologies... I miss the days it was just PHP and Javascript.

I never left comments as a programmer. Good Luck figuring out what I did.

Variable = db_connect (It doesn't connect) Variable = db (Too short) Variable = database_connect_to_application_programming_interface (perfection 👌🏼) 😂😂😂

Justin Bieber?

"Ubuntu, Debian, these flavors of linux are installed on basically every single server". Yeah, that's why Ubuntu/Debian Certified Engineers are in such great demand.

I got an assignment that makes me play with the 3 quoting character in unix commands, I seriously wanna cry by the end of it, each line I fixed it I just add ' " \ until it works 😭 In the end, I added #I really dont know how this works but it just works maybe not the best but it works pls dont reduce my points

Can’t wait for the ai hype to die down and people go back to building things that are meaningful. Make building things great again.

Pls more

Fun fact: php is a combination of pcp with a little extra heroin so they replace the p. Which is why the php devs are clinically insane

Math stack exchange: "You're a dumbass" **Answers the question** Physics stack exchange: You're a dumbass **Doesn't answer question** Stack overflow: ⚡🧑🏿⚡

Low level: C, C++, Assembly, you get the gist

Nice tshirt

I use chatgpt wayyyyy more

im gonna stick with vscode and clangd

On screen Keyboard ♥️

How did nobody like this. I'm the first to like this

Thanks for the listing...love it

This is total bs, there is no difference, I've never met a programmer that can't do the architecture. In order for you to be an effective programmer you obviously need to be aware and understand the architecture in which you're working. How are you going to communicate with other micro services in your code if you have no idea what a message queue is?

That villager sound hits hard.

Vscode > jetbrains

Machine Code enters the chat....💀💀💀

I don't think cobol was available on apple ii.

Fuckers will use comments to everything but fucking documenting the code.

The internet goes back farther in time than the World Wide Web which works on, but is a separate thing from the internet, the Web was invented in '93 and yes, the cern site is in fact the oldest website. Internet. World Wide Web. These are not synonyms.

To people who are asking where is c/c++ or others? They are in our hearts ❤

I use MS Word

// Try Catch This

What the duck !

omg this is great. literally the companies forcing documentation. LOL!

Had to scrape a website element so did the request, then response.json(). So next just had to get the useful bits > df > csv....Simple........that json data was an unholy spaghetti of json hell. It had so many nested objects, arrays in arrays in arrays. After hours I finally got the data I needed. I left the comment: "To whoever has to modify this function when the website changes and it isn't me. I am sorry. I appreciate you."

Not anymore

Im just going to stay on bunsen labs with i3 😂

I love Java and Python

Matlab is very popular in engineering firms for mechanical systems simulation and finite element analyses. Also used for implementing control schemes and feedback logic for control systems Its used for simulation of dynamical systems and many more Its not only useful its very popular as a matter of fact, its used by most engineering firms for these things and more

I have heard about PHP is dying since 2005. PHP fits most of the common use cases for business. The bad thing is that everybody knows how to code in PHP with a decent proeficiency so PHP developers are cheap, that's why most of the small business choose PHP, at least for the first version or the MVP.

Absolutely. I used stack overflow a few times, and everyone there was incredibly rude, my post was edited by somebody who didn't like my phrasing, and nobody helped me solve the problem I had. It's a complete shithole. I'd much rather go to chatGPT so I don't have to wait over an hour for somebody to ego trip while failing to answer my question or even bother to understand it. AI is trash, but it's a great starting point, especially if you don't know what words to even use to search for the answer to your question.

The very FIRST websites were actually hybrid-analogue and designed by the Victorians in the 1870s in the heyday of telegraph

As as I remember Docker in Mac is not native as in Linux, so it’s sloower for development and debugging.

"You are not expected to understand this".

does dark/edgy humour come under any of those 6, or would it need another category? :p

Scratch: what about meeeee

Ah i for got to remove the //i fucking hate this coures. Comment and hadded it in, the feed back said pls keep your feed back to the course survey